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How to fight against twenty children and win!
"Your best bet is to stay on your feet and use striking techniques. Karate is one good choice - it was originally designed in the 1600’s for use by unarmed Japanese day care workers."
This is so going to come in handy for me at family reunions. "Your best bet is to stay on your feet and use striking techniques. Karate is one good choice - it was originally designed in the... more -
I'm a Couch Potato.. and I am definitely Baked..
Here's how I would like to watch tv... I mean I could be on Oprah
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Chris #643 -Video Dating
My boy has been lonely so we decided to set him up with a video date account..
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Getting High On Life isn't Easy
Title Says it all... www.myspace.com/scrublifecomics
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Judy In Disguise with Glasses
Judy McClure is a self help author, giving a lecture at the Young Authors with Low Self Esteem Conference.
She reflects on her life when she suffered from low self esteem and how through her writing she became stronger. Judy McClure is a self help author, giving a lecture at the Young Authors with Low Self Esteem Conference. ... more -
Lolipop Licking Competition
2 girls start fighting over their licking skills and one guy. The turn out will be a catfight.
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Socrates on Phelps
Forget about Bob Costas, here is some real expert analysis of the Beijing games from two guys who know what this ancient event is all about. Watch Plato and Socrates break down the modern Olympic Games in this episode of SuperNews. Forget about Bob Costas, here is some real expert analysis of the Beijing games from two guys who know what this ancient event is all ... more
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Russell Crowe to play Bill Hicks?
Oscar winning actor Russell Crowe is reportedly considering playing acerbic comedian Bill Hicks in a movie biopic.
Self-touted as ""Chomsky with dick jokes", Hicks enjoyed moderate mainstream success in the 80s and 90s. Since his early death from cancer at the age of just 32 years old, Hicks has become a cult icon, touted as an influence to a huge number of comedians and paid tribute in everything from The Simpsons to the comic series Preacher.
Thoughts on Crowe playing him?
"Father to a murdered goat-boy, husband to a murdered Gideon ninja" Oscar winning actor Russell Crowe is reportedly considering playing acerbic comedian Bill Hicks in a movie biopic. ... more -
10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
It's amazing what people can buy and sell online.
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Olympic weightlifters bug-eyed in Beijing
Biting lips and scary stares are just some of the heavy looks weightlifters have given the cameras at this year's Olympic Games in Beijing.
One of the crowd favourites has been XXXL lifter Jan Mi-Ran of South Korea, who won a gold medal in the over 75kg class and broke the world record in the process with a lift of 326 kilos.
Check out the fiercest faces of this year's Olympic heavyweights in the photo gallery. Biting lips and scary stares are just some of the heavy looks weightlifters have given the cameras at this year's Olympic Games i... more -
Trail of Cheetos leads police to catch vending machine thieves!
An orange trail of Cheetos led St. Paul police to three teenagers suspected of burglarizing a vending machine.
Officers were called to the Arlington Recreation Center, where they found a vending machine's glass had been broken with a chair. Most of the candy and chips were missing, according to a criminal complaint. The officers followed a trail of snack debris from the rec center, around the side of the building and to a nearby home. Inside, they found numerous vending-sized bags of Cheetos and other snacks.
Police arrested three males ages 17, 18 and 19 who soon arrived at the home. The two adults are charged with third-degree burglary, the 17-year-old with criminal damage to property.
All three denied being involved, the complaint says. An orange trail of Cheetos led St. Paul police to three teenagers suspected of burglarizing a vending machine. ... more -
GumBo TV Comedy Flow
Just A Peek Tell Me what you think and leave a Comment
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Celebrity Jenna Fisher Kidnapped
co-star rainn wilson from the office kidnaps Jenna fisher
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Campaign Update 08/19/08
Pervez Musharraf steps down, John McCain and Barack Obama battle in space, and the low road gets lower.
CAMPAIGN UPDATE knows that election news and weird jokes go together like a popped-collar meathead and a vacant-eyed blonde. Created by Mark Ganek and Brett Erlich, Campaign Update strives to be dumbest smart show on television.
Bookmark us and check us out every weekday at current.com/campaignupdate Pervez Musharraf steps down, John McCain and Barack Obama battle in space, and the low road gets lower. ... more -
United Kingdom Talk Tuesday 19th August 2008
uesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
I forget an important birthday.
No bran flakes on holiday.
Jungle noises.
Poised.
Bruno news.
Gloria is our longest friend and loyal listener.
What's in my shed ?
A very large scroll.
A handbag.
I can still feel hair.
Spiders.
Tied up.
Suko's large package - at last !
A track suit type.
A family programme.
Plastic flags.
Everything's in a carrier bag.
Harmony.
Inside & outside the zone.
Turning into your Nan.
Always smiling.
Where's the full English ?
Email :
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
WWW.UNITEDKINGDOMTALK.CO.UK uesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats. ... more -
Campaign Update 08/18/08
Barack Obama makes some money, John McCain has a good night at the Saddleback forum, and underwear-related political news.
CAMPAIGN UPDATE knows that election news and weird jokes go together like a popped-collar meathead and a vacant-eyed blonde. Created by Mark Ganek and Brett Erlich, Campaign Update strives to be dumbest smart show on television.
Bookmark us and check us out every weekday at current.com/campaignupdate Barack Obama makes some money, John McCain has a good night at the Saddleback forum, and underwear-related political news. ... more -
Wtf? Roast Bob Saget?
I watched it last night and found it funny. The ONLY thing I didn't like was the 'olsen twins' jokes.. well most were funny.. the only one I didn't like was the whole 'Bob showed Mary-Kate his ******'.
Did anyone watch it? I watched it last night and found it funny. The ONLY thing I didn't like was the 'olsen twins' jokes.. well most were f... more -
The House Bunny
Kat Dennings explains that The House Bunny is not about a bunny living in a house.
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Edinburgh Diary - The Staircase by Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
Reporting daily from the Edinburgh Fringe 2008, today we pay tribute to the staircase in our Edinburgh flat.
RETURN OF THE SCOTTISH FALSETTO SOCK PUPPET THEATRE 8.45pm, Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh July 30 - Aug 24 2008. Reporting daily from the Edinburgh Fringe 2008, today we pay tribute to the staircase in our Edinburgh flat. ... more
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